Look for one of the red work vehicles with some silver paint transfer on its bumper.

 

When you find the red car, I'm sure you'll want to do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpuBCwe5NGo

 

Yeah, but then I would have to pay for that. Figures.

 

could it be that your boss is paying for the damages....outta guilt?!?!?!?

 

Not likely the boss is driving work trucks and fleet vehicles around, probably a nice bmw.

 

the car you seek will have a red bumper with black trim built in.

and the driver of said vehicle needs a public wedgie.
a super-atomic wedgie to be exact. what they call "involuntary thong application"

 

The boss actually drives a red truck too. He works though in another building and doesn't really come out there much. I think I have a idea of who did it, just can't prove it. Ahh, atleast it is getting paid for. Maybe now I'll have to park farther away and crossways.