More things to PUNder
03-13-2009, 10:21 AM
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More things to PUNder
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The roundest knight at King Authors’ Round table was Sir Circumference, he acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.
The butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope it is still stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown
apart.
Two silk worms had a race which ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp fence, police are looking into it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in a hallway, one hat said you stay here, I’ll go on a head.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
A sign on the grass at a rehab center said Keep off the grass.
She was only a fisherman’s daughter, but when I showed her my rod she reeled.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, A nurse told her “No change yet”.
A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray at the demonstration, is now a seasoned veteran.
In a democracy it is your vote that counts, in Feudalism it is your Count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects.
The roundest knight at King Authors’ Round table was Sir Circumference, he acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still.
The butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope it is still stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blown
apart.
Two silk worms had a race which ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp fence, police are looking into it.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in a hallway, one hat said you stay here, I’ll go on a head.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
A sign on the grass at a rehab center said Keep off the grass.
She was only a fisherman’s daughter, but when I showed her my rod she reeled.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, A nurse told her “No change yet”.
A man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray at the demonstration, is now a seasoned veteran.
In a democracy it is your vote that counts, in Feudalism it is your Count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects.
03-13-2009, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: 11-11-2007
Location: Sheboygan WI
Posts: 364
She was only the Blacksmith's daughter,but if you make a move towards her she will make a bolt for the door
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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