Someone that can slay the other candidates!

 

Not bad. Michael Myers for V.P. Freddy Kruger, Secretary of State, and Leatherface Secretary of Defense (speak softly and carry a chainsaw). I love it! Who would mess with us?

 

They would truly be a bunch of "cut ups."

 

***chuck Norris***

 

I want someone who will take care of the illegal immigration problem we have right now. Sadly, no one has the balls to do anything.

 

Because... dare I say... guess who the new majority voters are? If they're not voting with a stolen ID, they're children of illegals who will vote for the bleeding heart candidates. What a mess we're in. Nobody wants to defend the country, yet nobody wants to clean up things at home. Ugh...

 

This "conversation" was had on another thread a few months ago and it just ends up with folks getting perturbed about it.

Both sides say inflammatory rhetoric to fire up their core audiences and in the end, no one wins the argument and nothing gets done.

Simple answer: It is those employers who usurp the existing laws about hiring non-Americans that should be held accountable.

But nothing is ever simple, is it?

I love driving my Mexican built, American car.

 

Jason would take care of illegal aliens.......Along with legal residents, wicked campers, people that have premarital sex, drug user, other politicians both Democratic and Republican, the police, the army, Freddy Kruger......Petty much anything that enters his path. Not to mention the debates would be awesome!

 

No one!

 

The idea of this Thread was to see how many HUMOROUS candidates we could come up with, NOT to have a serious political debate. If we want to do that, let's start another Thread. I just like to see creative, humorous candidates, that's all. For example, the guy below would made an excellent President, do ya' think??