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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:31 PM
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Us old guys are helpful

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around
when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

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Old Jan 22, 2009 | 10:30 PM
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That was GREAT.
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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Can I help too.....................................
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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my gf got a kick outta it too. hafta get her on here as a member soon.
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 11:21 PM
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Lmao!!
Old Jan 23, 2009 | 12:27 AM
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that's pretty frikin hilarious..
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