At least we have something to drink about it

 

I dont envy you guy's,

- Have the car remote start for the AC to cool down the habitacle

- Have to put on a long sleeve shirt cause it a bit chilly

- Having wonderfull sunset on the beach

- Got to see nice looking lady in bathing suit year around

Why I love living here,

- Temperature that just freeze your ball, between your front door to your car

- Having good looking lady wearing sexy snowmobile suit

- Shovel your garage alley before go to work because the friendly snowtruck fill it up with 4 to 5 ' of snow

- Slip on black ice and broke your arm

- Pay amazing electricity bill in winter

- Drinking beer that is 9% alcohol

Ok, you win, you have a amazing life, but we have good beer!!!

 

I can see it now.

Sports Illustrated Canadian Snowsuit Edition