I don't think I've ever had a lizzard or a tarantula hit my windshield......

 

I was thinking of stuff we have hit, smashed or run over.

 

I ran over a dead squirrel. Does that count?

 

Can you say "Squirrel Slayer".

 

He looked like a tractor trailer already got him.

 

I've killed about a million bugs with mine.
Gotta love Missouri in the summer..... Bug central

 

You ran over a lizzard??

The tarantulas I don't care about.... Kill all the spiders as far as I'm concerned. Creepy little bastards. *shudder*

 

Was that turkey anyone we know????

 

Yeah, I was scraping them off my grill today from my drive to Springfield!

 

Tell me about it.
I take the bypass around town to go to work and I'm coated in bug ooze.

My dealer gave me a bug pad for scratching them off, however. He said they were safer for the finish than power washing too close. I'm gonna have to put it to the test when I wash the car next weekend.