Well I Got Home Last Night And Asked The Wife If She Would Like To Go To Wal-mart And Look For Die Cast Cars. Witch We Do Time To Time As We Have A Very Large Collection. She Said No As She Was Waiting For Our Son To Come On The Computer As He Is In Japan.( Looks Like Hes Not Going To Irac For The Thired Time Thank God) But She Told Me That I Could Go, But Call Her If I Find Anything. ( Love That Woman) So I Take Our New Red Hhr Panel And Head Off To Wall-mart.
I Get To Wal-mart Parking Lot. It Is Very Full. Some Kind Of Sale I Guess. I Find A Spot And Pull In. Lock It And Off I Go. I Get Greeted By Mrs. Green Good Day I Say. Grab A Cart And Off I Go. Like A Kid In A Candy Store.
I Walk Around For A While. I Keep Looking And Looking Nothing Nada Nothing At All Not Evan A Transformer. Every Thing They Had I Already Had Or I Just Dont Like Them.
So I Head Back To The My New Red Hhr Panel. As Im Walking Out I See A Couple Ahead Of Me. The Husband Gets Into The Drivers Side. ( I Asume Its The Husband) The Wife ( Witch Is A Very Robust Woman) Opens The Back Door To Put The Bags In Side. But When She Opens The Door Shes So Wright Into The Side Of My New Red Hhr Panel. ( Now Im A Very Low Keyed Guy. It Takes Alot To Get Me Pissed And I Do Mean Alot) I Take A Couple More Steps And She Opens The Front Door Wright Into The Side Of My New Red Hhr Panel. I Walk Up To Her Side Of The Car And Told Her Look What You Did To My Car. She Sticks Her Head Out And Looked And Said Well Its Only A Car.....
Well That Did It. (all A Saw Was Red) I Turned Around And Put My Size 11 Shoe Into The Side Of Her Door And Did The Same To The Rear Door. She Screamed Look What You Did To My Car!!! I Turned And Looked Her Straight In The Eye And Said Its Only A Car And Slamed My Fists On The Roof And Cave It In.she Shut Up. I Bend Back Over And Look Her Husband In The Eye ( By This Time He Was Pale White And Shaking) And Told Him To Get Her Out Of My Sight Be For I Really Do Somthing.
He Starts The Car And Put It Into Reverce And Almost Hit Someone And Spead Off. I Kept A Eye On Them To Make Sure That They Left.
I Turn Around And Look At My New Red Dented Hhr. Pull My Keys Out And Push The Unlock Button On My Remote Nothing ( Oh Great Now I Have To Her In For This Now) I Take The Key Out And Put It Into The Lock And It Dosent Turn. I Step Back And Look Inside It Has Gray Cloth Interior Mine Has Black Leather. ( Oh Sh** This Isnt My Hhr) I Look Around And See Another New Red Hhr One Lane Over.
Just Then A Lady Came Up To Me And Said I Saw What You Did. I Want To Thank You For What You Did Also. Because I Could Have Not Done What You Did. All I Could Have Done Was Cry.
Just Then I Got A Tap On My Shoulder. I Turned And It Was My Wife. Telling Me Are You Going To Sleep In That Chair All Night Or Are You Comming To Bed....................have A Great Day

 

you had me

 

Oh nice one man .....thats all I can say about that.

 

Too funny

 

Yep! Ya had me too!

Best laugh I've had in the last two weeks!

 

 

You had me hook, line and sinker. Thanks for the afternoon laugh. :)

 

Thanks for the story

 

I still think you did it!

 

That was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!