Lost My Temper
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Joined: 08-20-2006
Posts: 21,640
From: Hillsdale, Michigan
Reminds me of a commercial for a car body shop. The wife pulls up to the golf course and sees the red mustang convertible her husband drives and starts beating it with a bat. After she beats the living heck out of it her husband pulls up in his mustang convertible and the owner of the newly wrecked mustang walks up and gasps 
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Joined: 10-14-2006
Posts: 1,186
From: So. Cal
this might be a little easier to read.
great story. Your keyboard must be fixed on cap initialization or something.
well i got home last night and asked the wife if she would like to go to wal-mart and look for die cast cars. which we do time to time as we have a very large collection. she said no as she was waiting for our son to come on the computer as he is in japan.( looks like he’s not going to irac for the third time thank god) but she told me that i could go, but call her if i find anything. ( love that woman) so i take our new red hhr panel and head off to wall-mart.
i get to wal-mart parking lot. it is very full. some kind of sale i guess. i find a spot and pull in. lock it and off i go. i get greeted by mrs. green good day i say. grab a cart and off i go. like a kid in a candy store.
i walk around for a while. i keep looking and looking nothing nada nothing at all not even a transformer. every thing they had i already had or i just dont like them.
so i head back to the my new red hhr panel. as im walking out i see a couple ahead of me. the husband gets into the drivers side. ( i assume its the husband) the wife ( witch is a very robust woman) opens the back door to put the bags in side. but when she opens the door shes so right into the side of my new red hhr panel. ( now im a very low keyed guy. it takes alot to get me pissed and i do mean alot) i take a couple more steps and she opens the front door right into the side of my new red hhr panel. i walk up to her side of the car and told her look what you did to my car. she sticks her head out and looked and said well its only a car.....
well that did it. (all a saw was red) i turned around and put my size 11 shoe into the side of her door and did the same to the rear door. she screamed look what you did to my car!!! i turned and looked her straight in the eye and said its only a car and slammed my fists on the roof and cave it in. she shut up. i bend back over and look her husband in the eye ( by this time he was pale white and shaking) and told him to get her out of my sight be for i really do something.
he starts the car and put it into reverse and almost hit someone and sped off. i kept a eye on them to make sure that they left.
i turn around and look at my new red dented hhr. pull my keys out and push the unlock button on my remote nothing ( oh great now i have to her in for this now) i take the key out and put it into the lock and it doesn’t turn. i step back and look inside it has gray cloth interior mine has black leather. ( oh sh** this isnt my hhr) i look around and see another new red hhr one lane over.
just then a lady came up to me and said i saw what you did. i want to thank you for what you did also. because i could have not done what you did. all i could have done was cry.
just then i got a tap on my shoulder. i turned and it was my wife. telling me are you going to sleep in that chair all night or are you coming to bed....................have a great day
great story. Your keyboard must be fixed on cap initialization or something.
well i got home last night and asked the wife if she would like to go to wal-mart and look for die cast cars. which we do time to time as we have a very large collection. she said no as she was waiting for our son to come on the computer as he is in japan.( looks like he’s not going to irac for the third time thank god) but she told me that i could go, but call her if i find anything. ( love that woman) so i take our new red hhr panel and head off to wall-mart.
i get to wal-mart parking lot. it is very full. some kind of sale i guess. i find a spot and pull in. lock it and off i go. i get greeted by mrs. green good day i say. grab a cart and off i go. like a kid in a candy store.
i walk around for a while. i keep looking and looking nothing nada nothing at all not even a transformer. every thing they had i already had or i just dont like them.
so i head back to the my new red hhr panel. as im walking out i see a couple ahead of me. the husband gets into the drivers side. ( i assume its the husband) the wife ( witch is a very robust woman) opens the back door to put the bags in side. but when she opens the door shes so right into the side of my new red hhr panel. ( now im a very low keyed guy. it takes alot to get me pissed and i do mean alot) i take a couple more steps and she opens the front door right into the side of my new red hhr panel. i walk up to her side of the car and told her look what you did to my car. she sticks her head out and looked and said well its only a car.....
well that did it. (all a saw was red) i turned around and put my size 11 shoe into the side of her door and did the same to the rear door. she screamed look what you did to my car!!! i turned and looked her straight in the eye and said its only a car and slammed my fists on the roof and cave it in. she shut up. i bend back over and look her husband in the eye ( by this time he was pale white and shaking) and told him to get her out of my sight be for i really do something.
he starts the car and put it into reverse and almost hit someone and sped off. i kept a eye on them to make sure that they left.
i turn around and look at my new red dented hhr. pull my keys out and push the unlock button on my remote nothing ( oh great now i have to her in for this now) i take the key out and put it into the lock and it doesn’t turn. i step back and look inside it has gray cloth interior mine has black leather. ( oh sh** this isnt my hhr) i look around and see another new red hhr one lane over.
just then a lady came up to me and said i saw what you did. i want to thank you for what you did also. because i could have not done what you did. all i could have done was cry.
just then i got a tap on my shoulder. i turned and it was my wife. telling me are you going to sleep in that chair all night or are you coming to bed....................have a great day
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Joined: 10-19-2005
Posts: 20,687
From: Miami
For your easier reading experience................
Well I got home last night and asked the wife if she would like to go to Wal-Mart and look for die cast cars, which we do from time to time, as we have a very large collection. She said no, as she was waiting for our son to come on the computer as he is in Japan (looks like hes not going to Iraq for the thired time, thank God). But, she told me that I could go, and call her if I find anything (love that woman). So I take our new red HHR Panel and head off to Wal-Mart.
I get to the Wal-Mart parking lot, it is very full, some kind of sale I guess. I find a spot and pull in, lock it, and off I go. I get greeted by Mrs. Green. "Good Day," I say. I grab a cart, and off I go, like a kid in a candy store.
I walk around for a while. I keep looking and looking, nothing, nada. Nothing at all, not even a Transformer. Everything they had I already had, or I just dont like them.
So, I head back to my new red HHR Panel. As I'm walking out, I see a couple ahead of me. The husband gets into the driver's side (I Asume It's the husband), the wife (which is a very robust woman), opens the back door to put the bags inside, but when she opens the door, she does so right into the side of my new red HHR Panel. Now, I'm A very low keyed guy, it takes a lot to get me pissed, and I do mean a lot. I take a couple more steps, and she opens the front door right into the side of my new red HHR Panel. I walk up to her side of the car, and told her "Look what you did to my car." She sticks her head out ,looked, and said, "Well, it's only a car."
Well that did it, all a saw was red. I turned around and put my size 11 shoe into the side of her door, and did the same to the rear door. She screamed, "Look what you did to my car!!!" I turned and looked her straight in the eye and said ,"Its only a car," and slammed my fists on the roof and caved it in. She shut up. I bent back over and looked her husband in the eye ,by this time he was pale white, and shaking and told him "To get her out of my sight be for i really do something."
He started the car and put it into reverse and almost hit someone and sped off. I kept a eye on them to make sure that they left.
I turn around and look at my new red dented hhr, pull my keys out and push the unlock button on my remote nothing (oh great, now i have to her in for this now). I take the key out and put it into the lock and it doesn’t turn. I step back and look inside, it has gray cloth interior, mine has black leather. Oh sh**, this isnt my hhr!! I look around and see another new red HHR one lane over.
Just then, a lady came up to me and said "I saw what you did. I want to thank you for what you did also, because i could have not done what you did. All I could have done was cry."
Just then i got a tap on my shoulder. I turned, and it was my wife. Asking me "Are you going to sleep in that chair all night or are you coming to bed"....................
Well I got home last night and asked the wife if she would like to go to Wal-Mart and look for die cast cars, which we do from time to time, as we have a very large collection. She said no, as she was waiting for our son to come on the computer as he is in Japan (looks like hes not going to Iraq for the thired time, thank God). But, she told me that I could go, and call her if I find anything (love that woman). So I take our new red HHR Panel and head off to Wal-Mart.
I get to the Wal-Mart parking lot, it is very full, some kind of sale I guess. I find a spot and pull in, lock it, and off I go. I get greeted by Mrs. Green. "Good Day," I say. I grab a cart, and off I go, like a kid in a candy store.
I walk around for a while. I keep looking and looking, nothing, nada. Nothing at all, not even a Transformer. Everything they had I already had, or I just dont like them.
So, I head back to my new red HHR Panel. As I'm walking out, I see a couple ahead of me. The husband gets into the driver's side (I Asume It's the husband), the wife (which is a very robust woman), opens the back door to put the bags inside, but when she opens the door, she does so right into the side of my new red HHR Panel. Now, I'm A very low keyed guy, it takes a lot to get me pissed, and I do mean a lot. I take a couple more steps, and she opens the front door right into the side of my new red HHR Panel. I walk up to her side of the car, and told her "Look what you did to my car." She sticks her head out ,looked, and said, "Well, it's only a car."
Well that did it, all a saw was red. I turned around and put my size 11 shoe into the side of her door, and did the same to the rear door. She screamed, "Look what you did to my car!!!" I turned and looked her straight in the eye and said ,"Its only a car," and slammed my fists on the roof and caved it in. She shut up. I bent back over and looked her husband in the eye ,by this time he was pale white, and shaking and told him "To get her out of my sight be for i really do something."
He started the car and put it into reverse and almost hit someone and sped off. I kept a eye on them to make sure that they left.
I turn around and look at my new red dented hhr, pull my keys out and push the unlock button on my remote nothing (oh great, now i have to her in for this now). I take the key out and put it into the lock and it doesn’t turn. I step back and look inside, it has gray cloth interior, mine has black leather. Oh sh**, this isnt my hhr!! I look around and see another new red HHR one lane over.
Just then, a lady came up to me and said "I saw what you did. I want to thank you for what you did also, because i could have not done what you did. All I could have done was cry."
Just then i got a tap on my shoulder. I turned, and it was my wife. Asking me "Are you going to sleep in that chair all night or are you coming to bed"....................
have a great day
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Joined: 04-03-2006
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From: Peoria. Illinois
For just a moment I thought that I had found my new best friend...I actually have boot dented a car, in a parking lot because of the same issue, the difference was the darling lady dented my Harley gas tank...she just stood there in disbelief as I calmly fired my Harley and rode away...
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