I rear-ended another car this morning.

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "OK, then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started

 

How could it be a bad day if it started off with a run in with a midget???

Dang, I love those little guys, always puts a smile on my face.

 

I heard it before, but it still caught me off guard..

 

I hope that all are Okay!

 

 

Obviously the "often-overlooked" and "little-understood" one known as Ornery.

 

Now thats funny

 

Be happy that you didn't run into Stinky.

 

took me a while but

 

Made Me Smile!