A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand
new Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man
on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old
man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got

there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor

proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No
problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old
man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right, but I'll stick with my
Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to s how the
old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds,
the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
view mirror. It seems to Be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What
on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then,
up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed
that the Moped could pass his Fe rrari, he gives it more gas and passes
the moped at 275 Mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he

looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded
by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes The
Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him
again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the
old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh
My Gosh! Is there Anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers: .
.
. .(ready) . . . . . "Unhook ... My
suspenders .... From your ... Side view .. Mirror."

 

 

Old Jerry Clower Joke. Still funny!