MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT......DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you..

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor....

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and
family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.


Put more laughter in your day.

 

boobie feathertush?

 

dipsy snicklelips

 

Dipsy Pottybrains

I'm not sure this is a compliment

 

Sleezy wafflebrains. I didn't think I was sleezy.

 

dinky gorillabrains

 

Crusty Chuckledoodle

 

Dorky Pottypants

 

Sleazy Chickensniffer, I resemble that remark.

 

LOL you got a good one.
Mine is Sneezy Dippindunkin.
My girlfriend would be Crusty Dippinface, I think she would be mildly offended, Ill have to pass this on to her.