The safety dance was just a joke. HAPPY MAY DAY!!!!!!

 

I can second this. It's Walpurgis Night. But it's not just important to Wiccans and Pagans but LaVeyan Sataninst also. The second most imortant Satanic holiday is Walpurgisnacht. That night marks the formation of the Church of Satan in the 1966 and I Annos Satanas the first year of Satan. The first most important Satanic holiday is your birthday because that's the day your god ented this world. I don't know why Marxists like the day but I know the history of Walpurgis Night.

 

You pole dance? do you do lap dances too?