A friend bought a new washing machine a while back, and he got such a good deal on it he bought the matching dryer also. Which left him with a perfectly good dryer.

So he put it next to the street, with a sign that said "Works Great- Free!".

It sat there a couple days, and no one took it, and his landlord complained that I had to get rid of it.

So he dragged it back by his front door, and put a sign on it "Works Great- $50!".
Someone stole it that night.

 

Did he file a police report?

 

that friend isnt you is it

 

Me? No. But I recently acquired a kick azz free dryer while I was driving through Jersey.

 

Be careful if its from Joisey there may be a dead body in it