I just got to call the police...
#12
I don't know the laws in Canada but down here, once trash is put at the curbside, it's government property. People have been arrested for removing items others had put out as trash.
Maybe you need a law like that up there? I can sympathize with your problems regarding the neighborhood. I don't speak the language any more around here!
Maybe you need a law like that up there? I can sympathize with your problems regarding the neighborhood. I don't speak the language any more around here!
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When I was younger and lived downtown I loved that the bums would clean my trash. We could throw a huge upstairs/downstairs house party and leave a mess with beer bottles everywhere (porch, yard, driveway, stairs, etcetera) but by the next morning it was all picked up. My upstairs neighbor Corry would let them come upstairs to get his bottles just so he didn't have to return them. Luckily we had the helpful kind that liked to clean up for bottles, beer, and change rather than make a mess.
#18
A very evil and not very nice thought occured to me. Get a bunch of those holloween ghost things that screem. When "high as a kite" shows up, throw some of the screeming ghosts around. Best not to throw at the person, could be considered an attack. Not sure what it will do, but it could be entertaining.
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