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Indian man marries dog!

Old Nov 13, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Talking Indian man marries dog!

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Man marries dog!

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Monday November 12, 12:52 PM

Madurai, Nov 12 (PTI) A 33-year-old man in Sivaganga district of Tamil Nadu has married a dog in a bid to ward off the "curse" of a canine couple he had killed 15 years ago.


Selva Kumar tied a 'mangal sutra' on the animal, petnamed Selvi, at a Ganesh temple in Manamadurai, about 50 km from here, yesterday.


The 10-year-old saree-clad "bride" was brought to the temple in a grand bridal procession. After the function, the bride was feasted with bread.


Kumar, who vowed to protect Selvi all through its life, said he married the animal as per the advice of an astrologer. "I will take care if it till its death." According to him, he had clubbed to death a dog-couple when they were mating and hung them on a tree when he was 18-years old.


After that incident, he suffered a stroke, he could not move his left arm and legs and turned deaf, Kumar said.


"I am able to walk only with the help of a stick, he said.


Kumar claimed that the astrologer had told him that he had the "curse of dogs" after having a simple glance on him.


The astrologer adviced him that all his problems will be solved once he did the penance by marrying a bi*ch, Kumar said.

Old Nov 13, 2007 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by captain howdy
and turned deaf, Kumar said.
....thats a miracle in itself! (If one is a believer)

I give this puppy love 4 years then Kumar will be a widower.
Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:02 PM
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I give this puppy love 4 years then Kumar will be a widower.
Was thinking the same as well.
Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:06 PM
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Wonder how the honeymoon went? Think they did it "doggie style"?
Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:08 PM
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Here's a pic of the happy couple.

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Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:21 PM
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They'll make a lovely litter!
Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:35 PM
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Unhappy wtf

Old Nov 13, 2007 | 11:08 PM
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Can you imagine what kind of heat she's lapping up on 70-year-old-bi*ch.com? She definitely married down.
Old Nov 14, 2007 | 07:09 AM
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 07:44 AM
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The astrologer adviced him that all his problems will be solved once he did the penance by marrying a bi*ch, Kumar said.
He could've did that without going outside the species!

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