my toyota is a lemon!!
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Joined: 04-16-2008
Posts: 230
From: houston TX
my toyota is a lemon!!
i bought a toyota and its nothing but problems for me! it ran out of gas the first day i got it, i only drove it 600 miles and not more gas! wtf!! 
then later after only 3000 miles they told me i needed new oil wtf!! so if i run out of gas 3 more times they will buy this lemon back from me!!!
then later after only 3000 miles they told me i needed new oil wtf!! so if i run out of gas 3 more times they will buy this lemon back from me!!!
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Joined: 06-02-2006
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From: Break Away Republic of SoCal
Toyota lemon thread in the HHR SS section? Am I missing the connection?
oh S___T, I'm not awake yet..had to read it over to get the joke
oh S___T, I'm not awake yet..had to read it over to get the joke
Last edited by GRUMPEE; Jul 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason: I so stooopid
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Joined: 05-17-2008
Posts: 350
From: Indiana
Gotta co worker than SWEARS by Honda (and befind my back questioned as to why i would even considered anything other than a Honda )
He's overboard on most anything he does/buys .Told him i bought a "Honda " push lawn mower(Honda engine ,sold by Sears) when he heard i got it from Sears, he told me "It's not a REAL Honda!" I replied, "Why? , no Honda wheels on it?"
Back to my orig story here, I had gotten so fed up with his "Hondas are the best/only "good" vehicles on the planet", I mentioned that those Honda service depts, must be deafening with the sounds of crickets in them from lack of anything else in there,,,, (If Honda was so great/no service problems etc.)
Gotta lotta laughs from the other guys, Mr Honda kinda shut down on me.(The same guy that only used to get "Honda" oil filters FROM Honda, even after we told him Honda's were prob made by another maker,on shelf stuff.He actually admitted what the Honda counter guy told him (prob after getting tired of him bothering himLOL) that Honda filters were made by Fram(or whoever), just a Honda label on it, same filter.
Ya get all kinds.
I like where i'm at w/what i'm driving now , no problem
)He's overboard on most anything he does/buys .Told him i bought a "Honda " push lawn mower(Honda engine ,sold by Sears) when he heard i got it from Sears, he told me "It's not a REAL Honda!" I replied, "Why? , no Honda wheels on it?"
Back to my orig story here, I had gotten so fed up with his "Hondas are the best/only "good" vehicles on the planet", I mentioned that those Honda service depts, must be deafening with the sounds of crickets in them from lack of anything else in there,,,,
(If Honda was so great/no service problems etc.)Gotta lotta laughs from the other guys, Mr Honda kinda shut down on me.(The same guy that only used to get "Honda" oil filters FROM Honda, even after we told him Honda's were prob made by another maker,on shelf stuff.He actually admitted what the Honda counter guy told him (prob after getting tired of him bothering himLOL) that Honda filters were made by Fram(or whoever), just a Honda label on it, same filter.
Ya get all kinds.
I like where i'm at w/what i'm driving now , no problem
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Joined: 11-23-2007
Posts: 8,210
From: Texas
Well I know you will find this hard to believe, but the most amazing thing happened to me at lunch today. I ordered an ice tea with my lunch and the Lemon that came with it looked like a Toyota A 2008 prius to be exact. 
I am taking it home to put on the mantle next to my tomato that looks like the mole on my left knee and the stick I found in the Ozarks that looks like a stick from the Smokies.
A 2008 prius to be exact. I am taking it home to put on the mantle next to my tomato that looks like the mole on my left knee and the stick I found in the Ozarks that looks like a stick from the Smokies.
