Name that movie
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? "
Ahh, now the ball's in my court. That's from "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension," and I'm amazed that someone else remembers that movie!!! 
Try this one:
"Why couldn't you make something up, like 'What's six times seven' or 'How many roads must a man go down?'"
Try this one:
"Why couldn't you make something up, like 'What's six times seven' or 'How many roads must a man go down?'"


