Got this today in my work Email :
My New Job

I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part-time job after
getting bored with retirement. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little
older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job
as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than
a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

So I replied, I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'

 

That's a good one...

 

And so did a bunch of folks in my address book.

 

So I replied, I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.' hehehehehehehehehehhe

 

The truth hurts sometimes! Unfortunately, it only hurt the writer.