We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

 

There once was a limerick
But this isn't it.
This isn't a limerick;
It isn't even a poem.

 

"We apologize for the error in last week's paper
in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

 

 

Man, I bet he would have trouble going through airport security !!!

 

But, on second thought.....

 

Now now, please, I can understand, but I'm a married doggie ...

 

Since November 20, 2006 four of my friends and I have exchanged over 700 emails while at work.

If you can't tell much of our day is spent emailing back and forth having group conversations! The corporate life is great

 

i need to get out of this competitive sexual enviroment

 

yea, all the green things died when Ronnie moved 2 this place. he said, "don't u dare ask why I'm cursed to wear this face" now we all know why children called him Ronnie Frown. when he pulled that gun from his pocket they'd all fall down, down, down!