when everything in my life goes tits up i shall move to france and live in a underwater bubble with hippies and drink tea and eat oranges.........

 

A lesbian named Marold hates your analy charged explosions.

 

 

 

If you fail to succeed, then stop trying, it's useless. You may try to find someone who fails to fail, but... wait... you won't succeed. It's useless.

 

What is the clinical term for men who need viagra?

Mycoxafailure

 

 

My recipe for the greatest sandwich in the world!

A can of SPAM,
Two slices of Cheese, Your fave type, but usually AMERICAN,
Miracle Whip,
Wheat Bread!

On a cast-iron skillet, Put two slices of Spam on high temperature, And brown on both sides. Then, Get 2 slices of wheat bread, And smear some Miracle Whip on both slices. Then put the cheese on both slices. When the Spam is browned, Take it out of the skillet, And try to blot off as much extra grease as possible, Unless you like eating grease. Then put the Spam on the bread, And ENJOY!

Spam rules. Just not e-Spam.