And then the fight started...
01-30-2009, 12:06 AM
#16
Senior Member
Join Date: 08-19-2008
Location: Brandon, FL
Posts: 108
I'm walking down the street and I see this gorgeous woman with a fantastic rack walking towards me. On the front of her shirt in silvery letters is the word, "guess". So I say, 'Implants, right?'
And then the fight started!
02-25-2009, 02:13 PM
#17
New Member
Join Date: 10-28-2008
Location: Missouri
Posts: 13
The wife & I were sitting at the dinner table enjoying our meal when I reminded her that I would be going out of town for a few days.
She responded, "Are you going to miss me?"
I said, "Sure. I'll swerve."
And the fight was on!!!!
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I wasn't paying attention last week on my way to work and accidentally rearended the car in front of me. We both made our way over to the shoulder.
I got out & was looking at the damage to the front of my truck when I looked up to see the other guy getting out of his car & briskly walking back towards me. Turns out he was a dwarf.
He said angrily, "I just thought I'd let you know I'm not happy!"
I replied, "Really, which one are you then?"
And the fight was on!!
She responded, "Are you going to miss me?"
I said, "Sure. I'll swerve."
And the fight was on!!!!
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I wasn't paying attention last week on my way to work and accidentally rearended the car in front of me. We both made our way over to the shoulder.
I got out & was looking at the damage to the front of my truck when I looked up to see the other guy getting out of his car & briskly walking back towards me. Turns out he was a dwarf.
He said angrily, "I just thought I'd let you know I'm not happy!"
I replied, "Really, which one are you then?"
And the fight was on!!
02-25-2009, 09:13 PM
#18
Senior Member
Join Date: 01-31-2007
Location: New Hampsha
Posts: 2,479
I wasn't paying attention last week on my way to work and accidentally rearended the car in front of me. We both made our way over to the shoulder.
I got out & was looking at the damage to the front of my truck when I looked up to see the other guy getting out of his car & briskly walking back towards me. Turns out he was a dwarf.
He said angrily, "I just thought I'd let you know I'm not happy!"
I replied, "Really, which one are you then?"
And the fight was on!!
OmG...that one made me really LOL
Goose
02-26-2009, 03:18 AM
#20
Senior Member
Join Date: 10-19-2005
Location: Miami
Posts: 20,687
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on,
and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on,
but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow,
and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'
And then the fight started....
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on,
and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on,
but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow,
and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'
And then the fight started....