So today was a normal day. I get up, kiss my wife goodbye since she leaves way before me, and then read The Trentonian, a paper I have been reading ever since I moved to New Jersey.

Now, the Trentonian has had some stupid, odd, and just plain hilarious headlines and front pages before, but today was one of the best.

It said:

Toxic Squirrels Off Menu State Warns: Don't Eat Squirrels Near Toxic Dump

Don't think it's true? Here is picture proof:



Read the article HERE.

 

I won't eat my squirl near the toxic dump, I'll take 'em over to the local city park, they have nice pinic tables and benches there.

(don't eat squirls near toxic dump)

 

mmmmmmmmmm! Fried squirrels with rice and gravy... Yum !!

 

You're going to have C.H.U.D. squirrels running around the Jersey sewers killing at night.

 

I bet I'll find a dead beaver in my back yard again. The last C.H.U.D. squirrel killings I found 3!

 

I don't see many of the toxic variety around these parts.However,the problem around here is squirrel suicide.They get to playing at one of the electrical substations and the next thing you know...electrocuted squirrel.Causes my power to flicker off and on.Really a hassle when I am on the computer.One time one was eating his lunch on the transformer out front and then poof...I have a pic somewhere of a stiff "tree-rat" laying next to a half-eaten pine cone.

 

Now thats something I want to see!!!

 

I found it...here he is laying next to his last meal

 

Heh heh, screwed.

 

yumm.....fried squirrel!