Trying to make Shulte jealous?

Last night she was under daddy's supervision in NC eating oysters, 'cause some cheap Cobalt dude didn't bring some lobstas from Maine!

 

new wheels are infinitely better!

 

She calls you daddy too?

God the old man is gonna kick our ass!



Disclaimer: She is a fine, respectable, young lady. All said in joking matter.

 

Some semblance of respect appreciated. Joking understood and all good.

However..... This old man is getting too old to kick ass!

So, going back to my old tuning philosophy.... Sure, bring your cars to me for a tune! Mysteriously, it'll end up slower than mine! That includes the red wagon and whoever that black Cobalt dude is!

 

ROFL. . U know the lobstas couldn't come back now if I would have had an hhr SS then I would have had room my balt was a hurting unit Lolz

 

Headline coming to forums on the interwebz.....

"Old man in wagon kills fastest TVS Cobalt!!"

 

I never said you could drive my wagon.

 

Meh, you and Kenny need to get back on the "short bus"!!

 

Unfortunately, there's only 3 of us that understand this B.S. thread direction!

And, WFT is this Cobalt dude doing here??

 

No thanks, Joe.... I like FAST wagons!!