Uncool people
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Joined: 06-26-2008
Posts: 4,152
From: N.W. Burbs Chicago
Another prison ref. Blahahahaha !
I like your Dad , Thats a great story .
I have 2 door dings , Pass side rear fender , And drivers side rear door , They both happen in my garage , Within 2 weeks of owning , Took the wife and 2 daughters into the garage for a trial . Nobody did it , And nobody saw or heard it happen, Yet the car had never been parked next to anything ever , and the damage done was at home .
So four years and 3 mounths later , I have only those 2 dings , Because i don't park next to anybody. Plus i don't want to have to go to prison over someone smacking my door in a parking lot, Which would probally be the case. The family is an exception , They plee bargained for a chance to be more careful of the SS
Poeple with S_it cars could care a less about your baby , I don't give them a chance.
I have 2 door dings , Pass side rear fender , And drivers side rear door , They both happen in my garage , Within 2 weeks of owning , Took the wife and 2 daughters into the garage for a trial . Nobody did it , And nobody saw or heard it happen, Yet the car had never been parked next to anything ever , and the damage done was at home .
So four years and 3 mounths later , I have only those 2 dings , Because i don't park next to anybody. Plus i don't want to have to go to prison over someone smacking my door in a parking lot, Which would probally be the case. The family is an exception , They plee bargained for a chance to be more careful of the SS
Poeple with S_it cars could care a less about your baby , I don't give them a chance.
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Joined: 07-30-2011
Posts: 46
From: High Point,NC
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Joined: 02-21-2010
Posts: 537
From: Burlington, ON
Ok,I'm not going to say too much here because it WILL affect my blood pressure...
..and after all,this is a family oriented site.
On the other hand I happen to have an option as a result of an altercation between me,my '49 Harley Panhead and a city firetruck. So when it comes to parking I'll use my handy dandy free pass.
And for the ****roaches that decide to park illegally in my spot I tag them with one of these. Fyi,I print these images 4 to a sheet of sticky back paper. Use a razor to score the sheet just enough so that they'll peel off when you need them. BadaBing BadaBoom...."Here's your sign". Feel free to make your own! It's open season at wmart.
..and after all,this is a family oriented site.On the other hand I happen to have an option as a result of an altercation between me,my '49 Harley Panhead and a city firetruck. So when it comes to parking I'll use my handy dandy free pass.
And for the ****roaches that decide to park illegally in my spot I tag them with one of these. Fyi,I print these images 4 to a sheet of sticky back paper. Use a razor to score the sheet just enough so that they'll peel off when you need them. BadaBing BadaBoom...."Here's your sign". Feel free to make your own! It's open season at wmart.
Maybe add to your stickers " Stupidity is not a Disability"
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/best-signs/
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Joined: 04-04-2012
Posts: 1,307
From: Sarasota, FL
"Patience is a virtue,I have no virtue." Sometimes on those rare occaisions when I have too much time on my hands I'll come up with "stuff". Usually it's another mod to my Harley or HHR. But this time it's a way to address these kokroaches from a distance. I haven't tried this yet but here's the idea. Replacing the paint in paint balls with stripper. The question is whether the "shell" would hold up when in contact with stripper. If that was too caustic then an oil based paint that isn't going to wash off might work. A hyperdermic needle would leave the smallest hole for the transfer. "Oldblue" could decorate the morons truck from a row away. Now somebody with time on their hands needs to get right on this!
As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck (insert name here)___________________.
As always should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck (insert name here)___________________.
I could use something like that. 
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Joined: 04-04-2012
Posts: 1,307
From: Sarasota, FL
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Joined: 06-11-2012
Posts: 265
From: Oak Ridge, TN
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Joined: 07-30-2011
Posts: 46
From: High Point,NC
