Well, since I've been an owner of full-sized Chevy Caprices since 1987, I decided to call my HHR "Little Guy."

 

My HHR is victory red so it's name (from the previous owner) is La Caperucita Roja (Spanish for Little Red RIding Hood)!

 

Skull

 

I call it so - Behemoth
This idea brought GEG.
My wife affectionately calls him "Shunia".
Diminutive of Chevy
If you look pronunciation Chevy and "Shunia" .... there's something consonant
:)

 

Elwood, for two reasons:

1. I got it as a result of Hurricane Harvey, so it references Elwood P. Dowd. Harvey (the rabbit) was a result of insanty and was generally a destructive influence, but helped him find a path to happiness and helping others.
2. Elwood Blues, because this car is totally a Blues Brother.

 

Mine is called nothing. Why? Because it's an inanimate object and I really don't think it would react if I called it by name.

 

Mach V, (5) because I'm Speed Racer

 

Sure, my little car is an inanimate object... and sure, it won't respond if I try talking to it.

But still... "Herman".

 

I have an inanimate object that pretty much always responds, even when I don't want it to. It also tells me the weather, sets alarms, and orders groceries. I call it "Alexa".
The lines are pretty blur at this point.

 

HHRvy