Why don't they just pull their own finger then?

 

the master of the simple solution you are ??

 

Yes, even though it goes against everything they taught me in law school. Do you know that lawyers secretly collect lawyer jokes?

 

so which one is on the top of the list??

 

hows this one? A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

 

Well there you go like your mother used to say always respect your elders what advice did your mother give you that you thought you would never use but later in life found your self recalling your mother told you ??

 

Probably the best bit of advice was "never bring a knife to a gunfight". But wasn't this harsh advice for a five year old?

 

that beggs the question what could you have been doing at five that made her say that ???

 

I broke another kids nose in kindergarten, it was a case of grand theft Tonka truck. Anybody still have their Tonka trucks?

 

Some of us still have more toys than the others don't we??
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