Love American Style was kind of a sketch anthology show, light comedic love stories, usually two per episode. It was off the air about 25 years before you were born Sunflower, yeah I'm that old. Who's in the mood for pancakes?

 

can i get chocolate chip pancakes?

 

You certainly can, what would you like on the side?

 

can we get a side order of swine??

 

Would sir like his Oink in the style of our neighbors to the north, or in the more common configuration?

 

Canadian ? nah thick sliced and peppered please medium well not crispy.anyone else like it chewy ?

 

The folks around here are used to me ordering my bacon well done, like Porky rear ended a gas tanker, well done. I can't stand limp bacon, runny scrambled eggs, or pancakes that are just a bit undone in the middle. Sorry, did I make anyone loose their appetite?

 

aren't eggs made for dipping your toast in the runny yoke I was born in Kansas where every thing is good with gravy on it??

 

Runny yolked fried eggs maybe, but runny partly uncooked scrambled eggs, blech! Where did Sunflower go again, her pancakes are ready, was it something we said?

 

Hard to say the conditions at her place looked frightful if she was able to make it out maybe one of them chitlins she cares for needed a little care ? What did we (you) say that could offend Her?