Sam are you saying I'm prone to causing "spit takes"?

 

Don't know if you are in the prone position when you think of them. But I have learned to not take that sip before rolling the page up. You ever considered that Americas funniest comic competition ??

 

Is it ok if I grow older...but not grow up? (Run video dept here)

 

You did know that I once had a morning radio show?

I became "infamous" for coming out of the morning news with an "Official Announcement from the U.S. Department of The Interior" cancelling Tuesdays due to a "lack of interest" and replacing them with alternating double Wednesdays and Thursdays depending on the phase of the Moon. Caused the station phone system to lock up for hours.

 

Was it about Home improvement and HVAC?

 

Nope it was just a "harmless" morning show on a tiny AM station, but you know I had more than a few "Bubba's" looking at the radio in their truck thinking "I don't get it".

Here's an example of what you might have heard...."what do you call a short French Star Trek fan? A Toulouse-Lautrekkie of course"...get it?

 

How come tall guys are always coming with the short jokes ??

 

Could it be the lack of Oxygen from the altitude?

Hypoxia does make you act goofy, then you pass out and die, an unfortunate side effect if there ever was one.

 

Now my balloon is sharing a crying towel with the boat; why did you bring up Altitude?

 

How do you think I feel, I'm paying hanger fees on 83% of a Cessna 195. You do know they call airplanes "a hole in the sky where you pour money" for a reason, right?