Word or not, it sums up Vegas perfectly, Sodom and Gomorrah with neon lights sounds about right huh?

 

Where were you 2? I rang door bells and knocked on door... were you both sleeping?

 

What did you loose the key already??

 

I guess you didn't know to look under the left hand valve cover of that old 283 small block we use as a door stop for the key?

 

Should I have just kicked in the doors... who needs a key anyway?

 

Then the alarm would go off, and you've probably never looked down the business end of a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum have you?

 

So I should just have my spirit guide slip in and roll you out of bed instead huh?

 

Does your spirit guide know where the big ones are like mine does?? Have you read this little snippit?[ Previous
Proof that Women never Listen

Brilliant Joke, for men.
Women : Just read the first half!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.






















The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

 

Will they ever listen?
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Who said that?

 

Must have been some wise old sage??