No, didn't I just borrow it, as in no money ??

 

Is it weird that I keep all the nails and screws removed from my tires like morbid keepsakes?

 

Yes, ....Yes it is !! Have you seen the stuff in the jar at Discount Tire ? Do you have an 8" Crescent wrench in your collection ??

 

No my Discount Tire has a 3/8" combination wrench, that was stuck in a 33/12.50/15 truck tire. And the guy drove it in with the tire still somewhat aired up, he asked if they could look at his tires because he started "hearing a funny noise out in I-85"....Well Duh.

Ever think some people wouldn't know if their butt was on fire and their head was a catchin'?

 

Is that where the term "Hot Headed" comes from?

 

Beats me Doc, but then again, I'm continually confused by our toaster. Is it possible for an appliance to actively dislike you?

 

Just wait. In a couple of years, a voice like Siri will occupy your toaster. Wouldn't you be more certain of this thought at that point?

 

Ever hear of "Talkie Toaster" from the British Sci-Fi comedy Red Dwarf?

 

Did you know a toaster can be possessed?

 

(atleast, not by myself...) So, how did we get here?