Does Lawn Dart Tag Count? (used to play darts for beer decades ago)



^^^Second Place 2011 National Lawn Dart Tag Tournament^^^

 

Yeah, why did they ban those anyway?

**Yes I'm kidding, I'm a lawyer, I know why they banned lawn darts.

 

They were banned?.... Would that explain why I have a set buried in the back of my closet in a box labeled family photos?
(I'm not a lawyer... I just annoy one on ChevyHHR.net )

 

You don't annoy me, confuse me at times..yes, but you don't annoy me Doc.

So when are you going to get that balloon airborne again?

 

Have to get it annualed first and get time to go fly. Is there a "Flyternaty Leave" on the books anywhere? (I know I don't annoy you... was making the play on the phrase)

 

What the heck is a "Flyternaty Leave", and should I look for Lamaze classes?

 

Wouldn't part 141 classes be more practical?

 

Probably until somebody's water breaks, I've had to divert twice because of expectant passengers starting contractions.

Can you say "Four Three Delta Echo requests straight in approach to runway Two Zero Left with medical personnel to meet the aircraft"?

 

Oh My! Wasn't there a Doctor onboard?

 

Do you know what happens when you get a doctor and a lawyer on the same plane in that situation?