Did I urinate on your rug?

 

We have ceramic tile and hardwood floors, so just who's condo did you make a wee wee in?

 

And then?and then and then and then?

 

That's not a rug isn't that uncle Edwards toupee??

 

 

"Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?"-The Dude

 

Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new ****, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

 

Did you know that you'll hear the word "dude" 161 times in the movie?

 

Has the whole world gone crazy?

 

And if the whole world has gone crazy, does that mean I'm crazy too?