Here's one from the local news. Guy tries to get into his ex-gf's house by climbing doen the chimney. Problem is, the chimney has been bricked up on the inside for years. This is the result.

Chimney Guy

Somewhere around the 2 minute mark is where it gets good. Chick bashes guy in the face with a beer bottles 3 times.

 

Ha!! Hey, was that the A-Team van that I saw in the background there! j/k

(I pity the foo' who climbs down sealed chimneys)