Chuck Norris needs no headline. He's Chuck Norris. He IS the headline.
Dirty Harry is #1
Senior Member
Joined: 03-08-2012
Posts: 104
From: Elkton, MD
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.....FOREVER.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
The plural of mouse is mice, the plural of goose is geese. The plural of Chuck Norris doesn't exist. The planet couldn't handle that much power.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once urinated into a Semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the ***** of out it.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
The plural of mouse is mice, the plural of goose is geese. The plural of Chuck Norris doesn't exist. The planet couldn't handle that much power.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris once urinated into a Semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the ***** of out it.
Founding Member
Joined: 11-23-2007
Posts: 8,210
From: Texas
Chuck Norris quit drinking when gas went over $4 a gallon.
Randy Johnson can throw a baseball 101 MPH...Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101 MPH
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.
Randy Johnson can throw a baseball 101 MPH...Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101 MPH
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks.
