From Modern Family on ABC:

Things Phil wants: Robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks, yogurt maker. He can't stop thinking of things he wants....

 

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.


Groucho Marx

 

"She said fu*k me like Chopin or don't fu*k me at all" - David Lee Roth

 

aim low...reach your goals...avoid dissapointment.
lol

 

Suspense is worse than disappointment.
Robert Burns

 

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes - the ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

- Jack Kerouac -

 

Going into business for yourself, becoming an entrepreneur, is the modern-day equivalent of pioneering on the old frontier.

Paula Nelson

 

So true.

 

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."

- Mark Twain -

 

"The early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese"