"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears."

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."

++Edgar Allen Poe++

 

"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes."

"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."

"The reward of a thing well done is having done it."


Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"I can keep a handle on anything just this side of deranged"

ZZ Top

 

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"Note, besides, that it is no more immoral to directly rob citizens than to slip indirect taxes into the price of goods that they cannot do without."

Albert Camus

 

"If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically."

Jean-Paul Sartre

 

"Necessity... the mother of invention"

Plato



"CREAM . . . cheese
Cream-cheese
(Creamcheese!)
Creamcheese
Creamchee . . . (ese!)
(F*CK!)
Creamcheese
Creamcheese
Creamcheese
Creamcheese
Creamcheese
Cream . . . cheese
Cheese, cheese-cream
I know, creamcheese
(Cream . . . )
Ah . . . a-ha!
Cream, cream, cream . . . CHEESE
CREAM-CHEESE!
CREAM-CHEESE!
Creamcheese, creamcheese, cream-m-m-m-cheese
(Cheese?)
A-ha-ha-ha! Cream, cheese
Creamcheese . . ."

The Mothers Of Invention (w/Suzie Creamcheese)



"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

Frank Zappa

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Best Frank Zappa ever...

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

 

"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your ****, then YOU DESERVE IT."

"For the record, folks; I never took a **** on stage and the closest I ever came to eating **** anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973."

 

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll gonna murder you in your sleep.

Dweezil's Father

 

"I was in the motel one night practicing in my room and this dude stuck his head in the door and said, 'Hey-y man, I thought I heard something going on in here.'
It was Jimi Hendrix. I was speechless. I couldn't move.
He took my guitar away and lay down across the bed with his head dangling towards the floor, looking at the ceiling.
He'd run off this incredible line and then look up at me and said, (in Hendrix space-drawl tones) 'Say, man, c'n you do that?'
Then he'd laugh and play some more. After that he started teaching me. I learned a lot from him."

Billy Gibbons


Billy and some friends spent time trekking through Nepal, searching for hidden, exotic musical instruments.
Before long, this adventure turned into Billy searching for the Yeti.

"I had an encounter with something up there. I don't know what it was, but I wrote a song about it called (I Wouldn't Touch It With A) Ten Foot Pole"