I ain't gonna squash it. And you don't need to wash it! - Zappa

 

Mary: What is it?

Larry: It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 You'll love it...

 

Mary: With leather?

 

Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench


ROAD CREW CHORUS

And so MARY was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group

Frank

 

"The best sound is silencing critics" -= Hockey Night In Canada commercial =-
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By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. ~Steve Rushin

 

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
Sam Levenson

 

" I Love it when a plan comes together !! " Colonel John Hannibal Smith . the A Team

 

"Political Correctness is a doctrine,
fostered by a delusional, illogical minority,
and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media,
which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Winning entry in an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

 

"We're about violence and destruction, destroying objects and material possessions of our greedy society, which must be a healthy satire"

RIP Wendy O Williams (1949 - 1998)