Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes

 

"Run Kate! Dammit Run!!!" - Jack

 

"I'm not a Moron! I'm a Presbyterian!"
-George W Bush

 

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Attributed to Voltaire

 

Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.
--Ronald Reagan--

 

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
--John Stewart Mill--

 

From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.
--Thomas Jefferson--

 

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
--George Orwell--

 

Its easy to quit smoking, I've done it a million times- mark twain

 

Some quotes from George Best, ex British and Manchester United footballer...


"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."


"I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."


and my personal favourite:


"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."