Frank Loyd Wright (1869-1959)

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature"

 

Will Rogers (1897-1935)

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

 

" Crazy People make the world go round !! like the one guy who spends all day running " - mine

" don't shoot him it will only make him angry ! " - Gene Wilder- Blazing Saddles

 

Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.....

 

A TRULY lazy person does the job right the first time so as he never has to go back and do it again....My great grandfather whom I owe my user name to Axle Callenburg

 

My favorite Days of Thunder quotes If you are a Nascar fan you'll love 'em

1. Harry: "I want you to go out there and hit the pace car"

Cole: "Hit the PACE car?"

Harry: "YA! you've hit every other gull darn thing out there I want you to be perfect!"

2. Crew member: "Well looky there a panel we don't have to fix"
(Harry pulls his foot back and kicks the door with all he has)
KA-BAM!

Harry: "I don't want you boys gettin' spoiled on me"

3. Cole: "I need to come in I need tires"

Harry: "Nope can't do that right now"

Cole: "why not what are you doing"

Harry: "Eating ICE-CREAM I'd offer you some but I don't think NASCAR would look too kindly on you eating ice-cream you are having a hard enough time driving out there as it is."

The scene that ensues is funny....

3. Cole: "Oh this is gunna hurt"

4. CRASH on the track

Cole: " good news is the accelerator is un-stuck bad news is I only have 1 gear" As the car drives into the pits backwards

5. Roudy: "The only time my family goes to the hospital is if a limb is missing or their dying"

Cole: (bat in hand) "Well we can go to the hospital" (Ka Bam with the bat against the pool table) "or we can fit right here" "NOW! what's it gunna be?"

6. Cole: "Now Harry WHO is this?"

Harry: "Cole this is your doctor, Dr. Luwicki"

Cole: "Oh right sure Dr. Luwicki this is a good costume Harry you got the coat and the stethoscope and everything"

Harry: "NO Cole this IS your doctor"

Dr: "I'm here to check you out I was do to leave but I figured since you are awake I would do so before I left."

She moves in closer to start the examination

Cole: grabbing her hand puts it in his crotch and says " hey doc isn't this really what you're looking for?"

Dr: "be that as it may it really isn't my specialty" And she exits

Cole looking over at Harry "she's really my doctor?"

Harry: "Well now Cole we wouldn't play a trick on you, and I'm tryin' not to laugh, in a situation like this"

Cole: " get out all of you get out"

 

The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about other things as well. Unknown

 

Ah yes, Women are like Elephants...You like to look at them but you wouldn't want to own one. WCFields

 

I got the need, THE NEED FOR SPEED!

 

I bet someone else said this but I got it from my dad and he famous from my point of few..

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