What are you doing for Halloween? Did you decorate? Are you dressing up for any parties???

 

I was suppose to Fly Down on Business next week to Fort Lauderdale, Fl from New York on Halloween, but with the current conditions i'm not sure if I'm going to make it out there. So I might do something in NYC now for Halloween.

 

dressing up of course!


FREE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I will be a pimp. Already went to a party this past weekend. Can’t wait for this weekend

 

Come to my house evryone!!!! For every member or HHR.net that comes to my house, Ill give them a free Corvette Z06!!!! Oh, wait, you are all to far away, oh well!!

 

A TRICKed out HHR would be a TREAT! D'OH!

 

You know you are too old to trick or Treat when.....



10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or . . . " and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating . . .

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

 

I guess that I should dress up as an old time undertaker and cruise the HHR around town, everyone already thinks that it is a hearse!!!