Happy Turkey day to all
11-22-2006, 08:49 PM
#21
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Originally Posted by Firewatcher
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I WAS PILING MORE FOOD UP ON A LARGE TRAY,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE FLOOR GAVE AWAY!
I CRASHED THROUGH THE BOARDS TOWARD THE BASEMENT BELOW
THROUGH A MOUTH STUFFED WITH PUDDING I CRIED OUT IN WOE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I FELL OUT OF SIGHT,
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
this turkey day is great, im about to pop the question, my cousin is home from iraq... kick ass
11-23-2006, 09:04 AM
#23
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Originally Posted by SIHHR
Happy Turkey Day to all. A funny thing is that across the street from my job. There is a Deli that is selling tickets for 25 bucks to watch from a 2nd floor window
11-23-2006, 09:35 AM
#24
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Hippy, Hoppy, Hopeee, Hape, Oh well ya know what I'm trying to say. Ya all HAVE A GREAT DAY, DRIVE SAFELY AND REMEMBER LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS IS THE LAST DAY, AND BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT WE HAVE.
See ya down the road
Bud / Harvey
See ya down the road
Bud / Harvey
11-23-2006, 11:23 AM
#26
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Join Date: 03-12-2006
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Originally Posted by SIHHR
Happy Turkey Day to all. A funny thing is that across the street from my job. There is a Deli that is selling tickets for 25 bucks to watch from a 2nd floor window
Happy Thanksgiving day guys and gals!
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