I don't know about the rest of you, but I got enough ****in acorns in my yard to start a national forest. No BS, I filled a frickin wheelbarrow with the things. Time to call a removal service.

 

G- dam tree huggin hippies lol

 

Got a troublesome neighbor?
Make yourself a nice slingshot and start target practice......

 

What I was thinking, except that I'm a Cub Scout Leader... Want me to send some 8-year-olds over to do that job?

 

Post your address, I will pack you up a box of squirrel and chipmunks.
Boy they are thick around here, chipmunks digging up everything.

Chipmunks are fun sneak up on and scare though, they scream like little girls.
Sneak up behind them and stomp your foot or drop something. They scream/squeek and run, running into everything. Dont stop screaming for a good 20 feet. Neighbors think I'm nuts.