Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
> After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips
> to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like
most women-she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
following letter from the local Target.
>
> Dear Mrs. Samsel,
> Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a
> commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to
ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband,
Mr.Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.
> 2. July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at
> 5-minute
intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
> voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
management to lose time and costing the company money.

>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
> on
layaway.
>
> 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
>
> 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
> crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.
>
> 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
>
> 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
> asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.
>
> 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
>
> 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look'
by using different sizes of funnels.
>
> 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
> through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
>
> 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
>
> And last, but not least:
> 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
> awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One
of the clerks passed out.

sound like the list 100 things to do at wal-mart

 

Funny...

And... looks like a great suggestion list to try in other stores!

 

I was gonna say--the Target's I got to don't have a hunting department!

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That was good. Nice to have a good laugh to stat the day.

 

My guy wants to go to WalMart and fill a shopping cart and go to the register. And when they start to ring up the items check each item and then decided if he wants to buy it if it is made in China. I don't think I'll let him read this other post !