For Sale-Mother In Law
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Joined: 06-30-2010
Posts: 25,739
From: Kannapolis NC
For Sale-Mother In Law
For sale, one Mother in Law.
Condition: Used
Mileage: Exceeds mechanical limits
Age: 61
New parts: Left hip
Warranty: Expired
Color: Varies with trips to the beauty parlor
Alarm system: Just take one turn too fast
Location: Not far enough away from us
Local pickup: Too damn heavy
Title search: Married twice, one divorce
Sound system: complain, complain, complain, and XM Radio
Body style: Shaped a bit like an egg
Asking $5 or sell for parts.
Condition: Used
Mileage: Exceeds mechanical limits
Age: 61
New parts: Left hip
Warranty: Expired
Color: Varies with trips to the beauty parlor
Alarm system: Just take one turn too fast
Location: Not far enough away from us
Local pickup: Too damn heavy
Title search: Married twice, one divorce
Sound system: complain, complain, complain, and XM Radio
Body style: Shaped a bit like an egg
Asking $5 or sell for parts.
Thread Starter
Deceased
Joined: 06-30-2010
Posts: 25,739
From: Kannapolis NC
I thought of pics Mowgli, but I didn't want to give people nightmares. The reason for the ad is that she called my wife last night and chewed her out for not wanting to drive 700 miles for Black Friday shopping! What she was thinking I'll never know, but I did learn some new words from the beautiful wife.
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Joined: 06-09-2009
Posts: 2,953
From: Clinton, Mass
I thought of pics Mowgli, but I didn't want to give people nightmares. The reason for the ad is that she called my wife last night and chewed her out for not wanting to drive 700 miles for Black Friday shopping! What she was thinking I'll never know, but I did learn some new words from the beautiful wife.
I'll go if she's buying.
They sell the Panasonic 65" plasma TV I like at Best Buy.
Yeahhhh, that's the ticket
