Like this hedge trimmer ?

 

Well how else could he trim the hedges, after all, his view from the motor home was blocked.

 

this will keep the door from flying open on the left handers .

 

That's a big city solution, I done bet he's got him some of them new fangled "power winders" too.

 

Did you say big city ?? I might can't walk, but my chair can. Should I lift the short bus

 

Well Sleeper and me done figured this out a few months back, its doable if you have the innate Redneck skills

Here's what y'all will be needin'

1. The Short Bus, 'cept for the engine, tranny, and wheels.

2. A Jeep CJ-6 Chassis with all the bits and a rebuilt 350 Chevy engine from the AutoZone.

3. Lots of beer, some welding rod, and a few hacksaw blades.

4. The Official Redneck Dictionary of swear words your Momma would slap you for using.

5. Some more beers.

And thar ya have it buddy, one lifted 4X4 Short Bus.

 

yup, ready to pull anyone out the ditch, or just go muddin'

 

Reminds me of my Landcruser j40 with the 454 it was fun in the mud holes. Front end was so heavy, I came over the top of a hill, it changed ends while still in flight. Guess I stalled it, came down nose first landed on bumper, we were looking at each other wondering which way it would come down.

I want me some of that 4x4 HHR, can you make it an SS

 

Your missing the trailer hitch with the bobbing head gator attached to it. Thats standard equipment.

 

Maybe up on da island, but down here it should be sporting a set of neon colored "Rocky Mountain Oysters", and some of them chrome nekkid lady mud flaps.