Looks like a row of rocket launchers....

This one gets 25 miles to the lawn.

 

Holy Sheep Batman!

 

Hey, I'm drinkin' corn whiskey. Who else like to run corn through their liver instead of their car?

 

Whiskey is too fancy, sometimes you just need some corn squeezins' AKA Shine.

 

Well, since you mention it, the bottle does happen to say shine on it.....

 

Bottle? Son proper Shine comes in a Mason Jar or Ball Jar....sometimes in a gallon milk jug...but bottled, never.

 

Well, the stuff I usually buy comes in a mason jar. I'm tryin' som new high-fahlutin' stuff that comes in a jug. I just use bottle as a generic reference to 'glass container with lid'.

 

Well that's OK then, there's some store bought Shine out there that ain't much better than cheap grain alcohol, really only useful as paint remover/injector cleaner.

Never ceases to amaze me when you tell someone to just take a sip, then they have to show off and down a big gulp, you always get the same Barney Fife dropping acid expression on their face.

 

And I always thought it came in a frozen watermelon..... who knew

 

Watermelons, Cantaloupes, Honeydews, and a few other "optional containers" are available depending on the season don't ya know?