Geez why do none of us have good backs, I just threw mine out again a month ago. I can't seem to make it a year without major muscle issues. argh

Well Mike, I am fine chopped my hair off today because I was bored. lol Like 4 inches if it.

 

My problem (???) is that I have an 18yr old mind in a fifty mumble yr old body.

 

Could be worse, you could have a "fifty mumble mumble" mind in an 18 year old body.

 

Could be fun too.... All that experience and all that time and the tools to put it all to good use.

 

Exactly, but would you survive?

 

You could earn a fantastically creative Darwin award.

 

You're telling me, gotta remember that I live in "Darwin Award" country, hence the famous last words of almost every local recipient...."Hey y'all watch this".

 

So almost no one dies of natural causes there? I gotta warn my parents.

 

Once you make it past about the age of 25 you're OK, but before then, we can be our own worst enemies.

 

Wait. This is news ? C'mon! Where did y'all think Junior Johnson came from?

Hint: it ain't where Jimmie Johnson came from.