Do you get the feeling there is a postwhore in this thread?

 

All I can say is.............. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

coyote luv................

 

There was a young bard of Japan

Whose limericks never would scan

When they said it was so,
He replied, "Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

 

 

"I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!"

 

a). :twothumbs Put your Hands in the Air & Turn around :twothumbs

b). A,B,C,D,ME,F,G,H,I,D,K,L,M,B,O,P,3,5,7,T,X,Y,Z,

 

The Kiwi, national bird of New Zealand, can't fly. It lives in a hole in the ground, is almost blind, and lays only one egg each year. Despite this, it has survived for more than 70 million years.



The Pacific Giant Octopus, the largest octopus in the world, grows from the size of pea to a 150 pound behemoth potentially 30 feet across in only two years, its entire life-span.

 

A cardiac patient named Fred
Made a limerick up in his head.
But before he had time
To write down the last line

 

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields