> > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
> > will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
> > professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
> > questions are NOT that difficult But don't scroll down
> > UNTIL you have answered the question!Remember,
> > everything is relevant!
> >
> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
> > the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
> > whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
> > complicated way.
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
> > elephant, and close the refrigerator?
> >
> > Wrong Answer.
> >
> > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
> > giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
> > tests your ability to think through the repercussions
> > of your previous actions.
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
> > the animals attend... except one. Which animal does
> > not attend?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> > refrigerator. You just put him in there This tests
> > your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the
> > first three questions correctly, you still have one
> > more chance to show your true abilities.
> >
> >
> >
> > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> > crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you
> > manage it?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
> > across. Have you not been listening? All the
> > crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
> > tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
> >
> > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
> > of the professionals they tested got all questions
> > wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
> > answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> > disproves the theory that most professionals have the
> > brains of a four-year-old.

 

c'mon, are we embarrsed to admit we got 'em all correct!?

 

Hey I took The elephant out of the refrigerator to cross the river

 

to cross the river I used a bridge heck our HHR's dont float