The Shortest Fairytale
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Everyone LOVES a happy ending
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
"You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music
is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize. ...........
You're listening to your IPod ! "
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Once upon a time a guy asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
Hahahaha... touche Dayton.
Judy approves anything I put on the computer... if she didn't laugh it wouldn't be here.
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Now we are blaming the dog? Bad dog!
Once upon a time a guy asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
The guy said "YES" but the government said "NO"
And the guys lived happily ever after expressing their love for each other and always left the toilet seat up and their dog farted whenever he wanted
Tom......................Don't let Judy see this thread
I will have to remember that..... "Phew! Hey Baby, What do you feed that dog? That is one sick little puppy." I am not even going to comment on the guys getting married.
Last edited by The Curly 1; Jan 10, 2009 at 02:56 PM. Reason: spelling
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Well isnt that special!
I had a Doberman once that would fart, they have little control over it but she knew she did it and it embarrassed her real bad. It was hilarious. She would drop her head, her tail and her ears and look so sad and embarrassed.
She would walk off and pout in the corner by herself until we told her it was OK. Since it embarrassed her so much we really made a big deal about it just to have fun with her.
She would walk off and pout in the corner by herself until we told her it was OK. Since it embarrassed her so much we really made a big deal about it just to have fun with her.
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The more I deal with men, the more I prefer my dogs :D
I think the smaller they are, the worse it is! Paquita (aka, 4-lbs-of-fury) will clear a room with her 'wind' issues...
As for the 'bat-dog' (aka, Maximo), he eats a non-gluten diet that includes carrots, corn and broccoli...need I say more what that does to the digestive system of a 15 lb dog?!
And we won't even go into the fact they 'allow' me to sleep on the bed
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As for the 'bat-dog' (aka, Maximo), he eats a non-gluten diet that includes carrots, corn and broccoli...need I say more what that does to the digestive system of a 15 lb dog?!
And we won't even go into the fact they 'allow' me to sleep on the bed
@